In a surprise move, President Biden live-streamed himself taking a cognitive test with a White House physician today in order to silence speculation that he is suffering from any type of degenerative neurological disease. During the test the president was asked to remember a series of words and then repeat them sequentially some minutes later, then to accurately hand-draw the face of a clock. Biden completed these tasks quickly and without difficulty, then held an immediate press conference.
OK, so which Kremlin operative put you up to this. As an American l'm tired of jealous foreigners criticizing our country -- the greatest country on the face of the earth! I only wish l could vote for Biden again!
After wasting 15 minutes of my life reading this tripe, I can only come to one conclusion: you don’t write well enough to pull off either irony or humor. All you are capable of is throwing bricks at people you don’t like. No policy. No ideology. Just personal attacks. Let me clue you in on something: character-wise, there are damn few differences between a liberal and a conservative. There is, however, a big difference between someone arguing an intellectual position and someone who throws handfuls of shit at people she doesn’t like. Grow up.
Biden Passes Alzheimer's Test With Flying Colors, Silencing Doubters
TIL about Alejandro Jodorowsky. Thank you.
At last, someone debunked Frank Zappa's assertion that politics is the entertainment department of the military-industrial complex!
Oh this was satire. Funny.
He may have passed a test but, the guy is a poster-child for 'Dementia.'
OK, so which Kremlin operative put you up to this. As an American l'm tired of jealous foreigners criticizing our country -- the greatest country on the face of the earth! I only wish l could vote for Biden again!
After wasting 15 minutes of my life reading this tripe, I can only come to one conclusion: you don’t write well enough to pull off either irony or humor. All you are capable of is throwing bricks at people you don’t like. No policy. No ideology. Just personal attacks. Let me clue you in on something: character-wise, there are damn few differences between a liberal and a conservative. There is, however, a big difference between someone arguing an intellectual position and someone who throws handfuls of shit at people she doesn’t like. Grow up.
Happy 4/1 Caitlin. And no I didn't look, it spoils the illusion 😜
"...frightening amounts of pharmaceuticals...." Isn't that outside Big Pharma's Overton window? Twitter should immediatedly ban all Jill Biden posts!
The test results prove only that Biden has always been a dufus old gasbag.
Wonderful satire.
Glad our fearless leader proved us all wrong.
Love it!
Couldn't stand the old Caitlin, hopefully the new Caitlin will be much more likable... Jeez. It's the day of we fools, a light touch is welcome...