Hey kids! Wanna do your ol' Uncle Sam a big honkin' favor? Wanna serve the US empire like a good little lickspittle? Wanna help kill other people's kids in far off lands for fun and profit? You do?? Well bust my britches, that's just swell! It's actually really easy. You don't even need to be smart to do it — heck, it's actually a whole lot easier if you're not. Just shut off that pesky little lightbulb inside your noggin and listen up.
Reminds me of Slim Pickens' role in Dr. Strangelove, particular the final scene with him riding on the bomb, screaming like he's in the rodeo. Well done.
Reminds me of Slim Pickens' role in Dr. Strangelove, particular the final scene with him riding on the bomb, screaming like he's in the rodeo. Well done.
Another masterpiece essay. Thank you Caitlin.
Swiftian for sure. I enjoy your use of language Caitlin. Good satire always hits with a punch to the gut.